Angelina Jolie Memoir to Reveal Sordid Sex and Drug Tales? What’s your Reaction? +1 0 +1 0 +1 0 +1 0 +1 0 Facebook Twitter Email Radar Online reported that Angelina’s already holed up in her mansion, sans Brad Pitt, and plotting her next PR move. The insider claimed that Jolie is furious over the way “she’s being painted as wicked witch” in the divorce. Except for how, you know, she’s not being painted as anything but regular, ol’ St. Angelina, with Pitt taking all of the heat for the demise of their marriage. The source revealed, “All she’s done is try and protect the kids.” “She feels she’s been made out to be the bad guy in this whole thing,” the insider continued. “It’s not right.” About the memoir – which absolutely sounds forthcoming – the source said, “You can be sure that she will come out like roses in the memoir, while [Pitt’s] drinking, smoking, and clashes with the kids will be addressed in a very unflattering way.” And on that topic, we’re positive the insider is right if, indeed, Jolie is penning that book. She’s been a PR nightmare for Pitt ever since news of the divorce broke, so why not make money off of it, too? Stick with what you’re good at and all that. The source revealed, “All she’s done is try and protect the kids.” “She feels she’s been made out to be the bad guy in this whole thing,” the insider continued. “It’s not right.” About the memoir – which absolutely sounds forthcoming – the source said, “You can be sure that she will come out like roses in the memoir, while [Pitt’s] drinking, smoking, and clashes with the kids will be addressed in a very unflattering way.” And on that topic, we’re positive the insider is right if, indeed, Jolie is penning that book. She’s been a PR nightmare for Pitt ever since news of the divorce broke, so why not make money off of it, too? Stick with what you’re good at and all that. The book would also go after Pitt’s A-list friends, apparently. “Brad’s pot-smoking buddies have also been a problem as they encourage him to misbehave all the time,” it was revealed. “She’s tried to lure him away from his bad circle of friends, which included George [Clooney], Jonah [Hill], and even Quentin [Tarantino].” Yeah, bad dudes. Totally the baddest of dudes. Welp, dunno about y’all, but this whole entire thing sounds pretty terrible. And that just about sums things up. Angelina Jolie is an evil beast of a woman.