Batman v Superman Fails In All the Ways That Man of Steel Succeeded What’s your Reaction? +1 0 +1 0 +1 0 +1 0 +1 0 Facebook Twitter Email I like Ben Affleck. Good Affleck, bad Affleck — I don’t care. I like Reindeer Games. I love Shakespeare in Love. I don’t like Clerks 2 or Runner Runner or Surviving Christmas, but I can make the most of them, similar to the way I use over-ripe bananas to make delicious banana bread. I do not wish to see Batman v Superman. It looks and sounds and smells like a movie so over-ripe, that it will not produce the Affleck banana bread I seek. I suspect Ben Affleck knows this, and not just on some broad level, but on the individual level. Ben Affleck knows that someone who likes him unconditionally — read: me — will not be seeing his movie. And that makes him sad. You can see that sadness in this video, above, which I very much enjoy watching because it stars Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck! by emilygiota featuring J. Peterman Related articles How Long is ‘Batman v Superman’? Find Out the Run Time! Batman movies vs. Superman movies: Whose are better? New ‘Batman v Superman’ Interview Shows Zack Snyder Doesn’t Really Care If Batman Kills People Batman v Superman: Battle of the Bores ‘Batman v. Superman’ a drag Batman v Superman: Critics trash DC film as ‘a crime against comic book fans’