{"id":11451,"date":"2016-10-20T18:03:22","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T18:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shows4.com\/mobile\/?p=11451"},"modified":"2016-10-20T18:03:22","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T18:03:22","slug":"brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-agree-to-temporary-custody-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shows4.com\/?p=11451","title":{"rendered":"Angelina Jolie Memoir to Reveal Sordid Sex and Drug Tales?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nRadar Online reported that Angelina’s already holed up in her mansion, sans Brad Pitt, and plotting her next PR move. <\/p>\n

The insider claimed that Jolie is furious over the way “she’s being painted as wicked witch” in the divorce. <\/p>\n

Except for how, you know, she’s not being painted as anything but regular, ol’ St. Angelina, with Pitt taking all of the heat for the demise of their marriage.<\/p>\n

The source revealed, “All she’s done is try and protect the kids.”<\/p>\n

“She feels she’s been made out to be the bad guy in this whole thing,” the insider continued.<\/p>\n

“It’s not right.” <\/p>\n

About the memoir – which absolutely sounds forthcoming – the source said, “You can be sure that she will come out like roses in the memoir, while [Pitt’s] drinking, smoking, and clashes with the kids will be addressed in a very unflattering way.” <\/p>\n

And on that topic, we’re positive the insider is right if, indeed, Jolie is penning that book. <\/p>\n

She’s been a PR nightmare for Pitt ever since news of the divorce broke, so why not make money off of it, too? <\/p>\n

Stick with what you’re good at and all that. <\/p>\n

The source revealed, “All she’s done is try and protect the kids.”<\/p>\n

“She feels she’s been made out to be the bad guy in this whole thing,” the insider continued.<\/p>\n

“It’s not right.” <\/p>\n

About the memoir – which absolutely sounds forthcoming – the source said, “You can be sure that she will come out like roses in the memoir, while [Pitt’s] drinking, smoking, and clashes with the kids will be addressed in a very unflattering way.” <\/p>\n

And on that topic, we’re positive the insider is right if, indeed, Jolie is penning that book. <\/p>\n

She’s been a PR nightmare for Pitt ever since news of the divorce broke, so why not make money off of it, too? <\/p>\n

Stick with what you’re good at and all that. <\/p>\n

The book would also go after Pitt’s A-list friends, apparently. <\/p>\n

“Brad’s pot-smoking buddies have also been a problem as they encourage him to misbehave all the time,” it was revealed. <\/p>\n

“She’s tried to lure him away from his bad circle of friends, which included George [Clooney], Jonah [Hill], and even Quentin [Tarantino].” <\/p>\n

Yeah, bad dudes. Totally the baddest of dudes. <\/p>\n

Welp, dunno about y’all, but this whole entire thing sounds pretty terrible. <\/p>\n

And that just about sums things up. <\/p>\n

Angelina Jolie is an evil beast of a woman.<\/p>\n