{"id":10843,"date":"2016-03-25T18:07:33","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T18:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shows4.com\/mobile\/?p=10843"},"modified":"2016-03-25T18:07:33","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T18:07:33","slug":"batman-v-superman-fails-in-all-the-ways-that-man-of-steel-succeeded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shows4.com\/?p=10843","title":{"rendered":"Batman v Superman Fails In All the Ways That Man of Steel Succeeded"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I like Ben Affleck. Good Affleck, bad Affleck \u2014 I don’t care. I like Reindeer Games. I love Shakespeare in Love. I don’t like Clerks 2 or Runner Runner or Surviving Christmas, but I can make the most of them, similar to the way I use over-ripe bananas to make delicious banana bread.<\/p>\n

I do not wish to see Batman v Superman. It looks and sounds and smells like a movie so over-ripe, that it will not produce the Affleck banana bread I seek. I suspect Ben Affleck knows this, and not just on some broad level, but on the individual level. Ben Affleck knows that someone who likes him unconditionally \u2014 read: me \u2014 will not be seeing his movie. And that makes him sad.<\/p>\n

You can see that sadness in this video, above, which I very much enjoy watching because it stars Ben Affleck. <\/p>\n